Angel: Let me guess... You summoned back the true Angelus because... You need a new boy toy? Sorry, doesn't work that way!

Angel: I mean, the last time I tourtured somebody, they didn't even have chainsaws.

Angel: Thanks! So much! It's good to have the taste of a slayer back in my mouth, it's like cigareets you know. Just when I thought I'd quit... no really, don't get up.

Angel: I knew you'd like it, I found it in a quaint little shop girl.

Angel: Why Ms. Summers... You're beautiful!

Angel: Dru... Save me some!

Angel: Yeah baby, I'm back!

Buffy: There's something you forgot about too... sunrise. It's in about nine hours moron!

Buffy: Hi! I'm an enormous slut. Hello! Would you like a copy of the watch tower?

Buffy: God! I'm so mentally challenged.

Buffy: What are you doing here? Five words or less!
Spike: Out. For. A. Walk... Bitch!

Dracula: You are magnificent.
Buffy: I bet you say that before you bite all the girls.

Drusilla: Do it again! Do it again!

Drusilla: You see Miss Edith... If you've been good you could watch with the rest.

Drusilla: Psst... We're going to destroy the world... want to come?

Drusilla: This is so disapointing.

Drusilla: Where have you been? The sun is almost up and it can be so hurtful.

Faith: Before we get started, I just want you to know, if you're a screamer... feel free!

Faith: Finally decided to tie me up huh? I always knew you weren't really a one slayer guy.

Faith: What you gunna do B? Kill me? You become me. You're not ready for that... yet.

Spike: Thats right, I'm back and I'm a bloody animal.. yeah!

Spike: The biggest, badest, mother...ahh!!

Spike: And your what? Shocked and disappointed? I'm evil!

Spike: The girl needs some monster in her man... and that's not in your nature.

Willow: Thats right puppy, Willow's gunna make you bark!

Willow: I love this part.
Xander: You love all the parts.

Xander: You were looking at my neck.
Angel: What?
Xander: You checked out my neck, I saw that.
Angel: No I wasn't.
Xander: Just keep your distance pal.
Angel: I wasn't looking at your neck!
Xander: I told you to eat before we left.

Xander: You're in love with a vampire, what are you out of your mind?!

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